What to tell people I do instead of saying Day trading?

Sounds like something Dilbert would say to confuse the pointed haired boss. I think he would buy it.

 

lol, gonna use some of these next opportunity.

The article is pretty good as documenting some of the egregious examples of bullshit camo fraud.

 

ROFL…Sounds like many traders. Give the market money and get back less! Grab that money while the grabbing is good!

 

So you're the guy still paying in cash holding up the line giving cashier "coins".

 

At least he's not writing a check.

 

I'm surprised to see them in use as well.

My elderly parents don't understand email, online banking, estatements, none of it.

 

Well, then your parents are the Dude. Man.

 

What time of day does one generally find you following the markets and ready to place a trade if the proper conditions emerge?

 

Ya know, I'm a pretty patient person, but christ almighty, if there's anything worse than waiting in line for 4 minutes while some fat woman pays for a pile of junk-food with her stupid phone, it's waiting in line for twice that long as she buys scratch-off lottery tickets and then decides she's gonna roll the dice on the Powerball and has to repeat her #'s 3X to the clerk since he's too friggin stupid to tell her to go get one of the free little golf-course pencils and the "fill in the dots" card, and carry her nasty self to the back of the line so people that actually pay for a $10 transaction with cash and have things to do, can get the f out of the store and on down the road.

 

lol, this is happening too often for you
rock her world and streamline yours by cluing her into jackpocket