What to tell people I do instead of saying Day trading?

Reconciliation is for troubled married couples.

 

That wear Depends.

 

Whilst your post is so useful.... that I will dedicate an hour to analyse it.

 

Why the fixation on Depends? Can't close your trades today because there is no one on the opposite side?

 

Skip the snarky response.

On this thread some of my responses are intended to be humorous. Your response was to be painful. It is not a good sign.

 

That depends - small d.

 

Sorry zd, that was funny, so I liked it.

 

Then the accuracy of your forecasts are like that of the weatherman.

 

You: Yes, like a coin toss (50%). But with a system I have an edge.
You: And what are you doing for a living?