What to tell my neighbors about my trading career.

After hearing this question often...

I decided to create a Hedge Fund. Now, I tell them I am a Hedge Fund manager.

 

Great. What is the procedure to create a hedge fund, or even better, offshore hedge fund? Where should I look to find out the procedure?

 

Wow, even Paul Tudor Jones is here.
How was the firework Xmas party at your water front estate?

 

Or you could tell them you're an architect. Or better still...a marine biologist. LOL

 

Buck Naked.

 

Tell them you are gay and that you service a high quantity of males and that since they are your neighbors you will service them for free.

 

What's wrong with telling them the truth ?

 

Create a web site with a very mysterious home page. Password protect the site. Tell them you're on the 'net, give them your card.:eek:

 

Pre-Op Shaver.....

 

Tell them you're a deadbeat who plays xbox all day while your wife is at work. F**k 'em....youre richer than they are anyway.