What not to say to women

Don't tell her you've found the holy grail of trading.

 

Congratulations! Never EVER assume a woman is pregnant.

 

When she's pregnant, don't tell her you quit your job to become a trader.

 

Don't tell her you read Jack Hershey's posts word for word.

 

Don't tell her that Meg Whitman just fired you from your HP engineering job and you intend to replace this income by becoming a full-time professional trader:eek:

 

Don't tell her you lost your skyscraper window cleaning job to a Gekko Facade robot cleaner, so now you plan to bet it all in the futures markets.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rg8K14HA6lM

 

Don't tell her you just made a huge windfall profit because it's not spendable money until it's sitting safely in the bank.

 

Don't tell her ... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1zNdw4DaUM8

 

Don't tell her you want to quickly double or triple your $20,000.
http://elitetrader.com/vb/showthread.php?t=284190

 

Don't tell her you created a trading system from Jack Hershey's 1,000 page Magnum opus on trading the E-mini S&P:eek: