WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report) - In what appears to be a reversal of a long-standing GOP position, RNC chair Michael Steele said today that he considered same-sex unions "incredibly hot, especially when the girls are getting it on in a glass case." When asked if his comment meant that the GOP now favored same-sex marriage, Mr. Steele clarified his position: "If we're talking about two hot lesbian girls simulating marriage in a glass case, yes, I am very much into that sort of thing."
Homunculus troglodyte. If I were the GOP I'd give his eyeballs whiplash he'd be out of there so fast.