What it looks like when you do not get an HQ SPECIAL

Did it once my last year of high school at a charity fashion show in Long Island. I was amazed (being in high school) at all the women in various states of undress as I handed them water, etc. -- including some models who were under the age 18.

 

We feel your pain, Bro!

 

I must admit ... at the time... it was the highlight of my year.

 

Very relevant except Trump was 50 at the time!

 

Well in that case..... maybe I need to go volunteer again to work at one of these charity modeling shows.

 

Let me guess? You went on to become a girls gymnastics coach?

 

You won't even make it to the door.

 

Nope -- Engineer.