What is the safest ETF for cash preservation?

Not even interested in returns. Just want some thing that's safe beyond the typical $100K cash coverage.

 

If your expecting the worst it is called GOLD! Your options? GDX or GLD.

 

SHV is a short term bond fund.

 

The way things are going, I'm considering stashing some cash in a safe-deposit box...just not sure what bank I would trust anymore.

 

I heard that Matress Bank is getting popular. LOL

 

Don't worry about that since inflation will take care of that solution.

Best bet is to purchase a gun and become very proficient in aiming.