What is the first thing you look at in the morning?

THE VERY FIRST THING I look in the morning the walls of my bedroom.
I gotta make sure I'm not in a coffin.

 

I take a look under the sheets to see if Napoleon feels like channel surfing between Robin Meade, Univision, and Becky Quickie..huhuhuhuhuh

Long Dong Rennick out

 

I think of something really super funny to say in this thread.

 

I look at my dick..want to make sure it's still there after a wild weekend. If it's still there...all is good.

 

I usually start the morning off with a solid stream of hot piss flying into my toilet bowl. So i look at my dick first thing in the morning, every morning. Couldn't be happier!

Love ya pal!

 

fffuuu you beat me to ya