What is great about growing old?

One thing is that I cannot remember who I am enemies with on ET.

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You don't have messy bed sheets as often?

 

No more commuting to work everyday, sitting in peak traffic, no need being forced out of bed early 5 days a week, no more worrying about being sacked or made redundant, no more standing in a dole que and all the paperwork demands after being 'stood down', no more shitty lunches to prepare for work, no more need to kiss bosses ass, no more slavery.....yeah, lots of great things.
Oh that's right one more thing, more time at home to trade.

 

waking up .

 

lol..its really good when you read the obituaries and your not there....another day

 

yah. Just being able to read'em is nice.

 

Any day on this side of the grass is a good day.

 

Is that anything like, "a bad day of fishing is always better than a good day at work"?

 

They're now "other people's children" and you can go on about how great a parent you were and your kids never acted like that!

 

"A man is as young as the women he feels."