LOL, I was about to write the exact same thing. Even worded in the same exact way! haha But yeah. Did I miss the bit where people stopped using desks or something?!
It's the new (old) hipster beer, where have you been. Snobby beer connoisseurs wannabe's like yourself will never figure out because you're too wrapped up in watching TV commercials and thinking your righteous drinking craft punk beer. https://www.marketwatch.com/story/whatll-you-have-not-a-pabst-blue-ribbon-2015-07-16