Heather Mills fucked Sir Paul for what...two years? She gets 30mm # until Beatrice is 18. So we're playing golf one day, and it gets around to , "two years of dick sucking for that kind of dough? I'm in." It's be, "Hey, Sir Paul, stop bopping me in the head with that guitar." So my wife says, "what did you and your pals talk about today?" "Sucking Paul McCartney's dick. Now you tell me how we got there."
$200K so far, according to today's NY Post story. Although she may well clear $1M before too long... from music, that is. Especially now that the price per song has apparently been upped from $0.68 (were they really priced that low before?) to $0.98. What a country. All together now: What do you do for money, honey? How do you get your kicks? What do you do for money, honey? How do you get your licks?