What do you keep on your desk?

our desk keeps a few things within arms reach...

1. napkins
2. chewing gum
3. menus for take out


things on my desk
1. dill pickle sunflower seeds
2.happy hour print out for daily specials
3. ear phones
4. box of goldfish
5. water bottle

 

A fake Rolex

Statue of Aunt Jemima

 

- KY Jelly
- Tissues
- Bottled water
- Various Vitamins

 

pack of sour patch kids
remote control (although it's always on cnbc)
usb rocket laucher

 

Diary

Reminiscences of a Stock Operator ( My Bible )

Pair of pink Baby Crocs ( reminds me of madness in markets and people and trusting my judgement - permabear )

Rubik's Cube

Laminated press clipping (FT Jun 2007) about the Monoline Insurers

Kool Aid Doll - Helps me stay alert and suspicious

Spare keyboard - lapses of temper

 

Velcro
Chain
Turkey Baster


Oh wait, that's not MY desk, it's my friend Win's desk!

 

If that's what it takes to inseminate your wife, nuttin' to be ashamed of mate!

 

Lamp
Laptop
24"LCDPIP montior
Atomic Clock
House Plant
Papers to file
Organizer
Potpurri (sp)?
Digital Phone

 

LMAO! I've a husband not a wife, but I assure you the speculation surrounding these items "tied up" the trading room convo most of that day.

 

Now I know what you mean by NODOGI.