What do the Klannish really look like?

Discussion in 'Politics & Religion' started by ZZZzzzzzzz, Jul 16, 2007.

  1. Important question, demanding an answer...

    Below is photo of one of the klannish...
  2. picture your mom with an afro on his/her man-gina, (pronounced the same way as vagina, only apllicable to he bitches who come up with pieces of shit like ZZZZzzzzz) oh wait.... just picture your mom.
  3. Obvious ascension from level one of Dabrowski's theory of positive disintegration.
  4. maxpi


    Don't hold back, let us know how you really feel!!

  5. :D Trust me you dont wanna know how i really feel....... I have KLAN anger building up inside me and it is just EATING ME ALIVE!!!!!!!:D LOL
  6. Is that your new boyfriend?
  7. maxpi


    I can't stand that fucking ZZZZZZZZZZ, I've had him on ignore for so long now, if nobody quoted him I would forget he existed...
  8. jem


    you must read RMs seminal work on trolls. Once you realize what zzzz game is, you can play with him without emotion. While I do not ever remember allowing him to get to me - I could not accept how a non- schizophrenic could think the way he does. RMs work allowed me to realize trying to straighten him out is a waste of time. He is not here to learn.

    I now actually enjoy sparring with him and I know i got to him when I pointed out his his mental sickness.

    Of course he adapted and now he embraces his hatred.

    Two of the best ways to disarm zzz is to expose him as a hypocrite and point out his work as a troll.

    A device I suggest is to repost his exact quotes instead of allowing him to change the subject.
  9. Why, thank you Jem. :D

    Once you absorb the concepts outlined below, you will acquire a complete immunity to LoZZZers trolling efforts.
    So, for those who have yet to fully understand what the creature is all about:

    A team of dedicated troll zoologists has spent the past five years observing the troll in its natural habitat. Here are their findings:

    <b>Trolling 101:</b>

    If you happen to play poker, understand that professional trolls utilize a very similar strategy: Tight-aggressive

    <b>Tight:</b> Don't give the victim an inch! Never admit the possibility of ever having been wrong. Never say anything which can be remotely useful or helpful to anyone. Never provide the prey with a single word he may wish to hear. Give nothing!

    <b>Aggressive:</b> Focus! Your goal is not conversation or debate, but the exact opposite- nihilism. Mercy is merely a handicap of the weak. You are a disease with only one goal in mind: <b>writing whatever it takes to piss off the victim.</b> Contradict yourself all the time, repeat the victim's words verbatim like a bratty child, take the high road and repeatedly request that the victim stay on topic, post in every single thread and then accuse the victim of 'stalking' when he shows up in one of them, make ridiculous statements- but do it assertively and repeatedly, but most importantly:

    <b>Laugh when nothing is funny!
    Laugh at the victim constantly, use smiley faces, and pretend to completely miss every single point he tries to make. Remember, looking like a complete idiot yourself is unavoidable if you wish to troll at the professional level.</b>

    Another key troll tactic is the practice of <b>winning by losing.</b> While the victim is trying to put forward solid and convincing facts to prove his position, the troll's only goal is to infuriate its prey. The troll takes (what it knows to be) a badly flawed, wholly illogical argument, and then vigorously defends it while mocking and insulting its prey. The troll looks like a complete idiot, but this is all part of the plan. The victim becomes noticeably angry by trying to repeatedly explain the flaws of the troll's argument. Provoking this anger was the troll's one and only goal from the very beginning.

    Another important trolling tip I learned by observing LoZZZer's work: The lioness does not indiscriminately launch an attack on every animal she wishes to eat. She stalks her prey, determining which specific individual antelope is weak, tired and slow. The expert troll must use this very approach, as not every post is worth trolling. ZTroll specifically waits for someone to discuss a topic which is of great personal importance to the prey. With an innate sense of unyielding discipline- a product of millions of years of painstaking troll evolution, ZTroll crouches in the brush, patiently waiting for an <b>emotional, dedicated post.</b> A post where the prey feels so strongly about a certain topic, he can't restrain his emotional enthusiasm when arguing his point. Any post of this sort in chit chat is guaranteed to spark a LoZZZer trolling effort. The predator will then deftly pounce upon its prey, pretending to laugh hysterically at the victim's strong willed, passionate assertions while distorting them in straw-man fashion. Eye on the prize, the creature will then tightly lock its fangs around the prey's neck, clinging tightly to the jugular while deftly wringing the life from its prey until the victim <i><b> cracks</i></b>- i.e., becomes highly frustrated and visibly redfaced. This in turn provides the troll with its well earned nourishment, as well as the creature's only source of sexual gratification: <b> Furious anger and anguish. </b> Thus, the circle of life continues.
  10. Looks like you have been studying under tradernicole and hapless...

    So much for genius...

    Remember again, who threw the first glove in this thread...

    #10     Jul 17, 2007