What did Eliot do to be labeled 'unsafe'???

Discussion in 'Chit Chat' started by flytiger, Mar 11, 2008.

  1. My bet is Rennick hits this thread like Eliot did Kristen, but more often.

    Have at it. This is a perfect ET Chit Chat topic. I'm sure it is the topic at the newsroom of the NYPost.

    I gotta start this off.

    I think he drove over there w/o a seatbelt, ala Corsine.

    Maybe, inspite of the warning, he used Alcohol to excess after his Viagra.

    Or perhaps he showered w/o flipflops.
  2. nothing worse then a hypocrite
  3. It's a bitch, ain't it???

    Gasparino said he was pursing his quests with a 'religious like ferver', and those guys have a lot of skeleltons.

    Now, what did he do that was unsafe?

    three packs a day?
  4. Unsafe sex is when you wonder what the kids will look like.
  5. My motto for safe sex.

    Do not blow dealers for crack; blow regular citizens for cash, then buy the crack directly.
  6. Another safe sex tip

    When taking four cocks in the ass, make sure to have an equal amount of cock in your mouth to reduce the risk of imbalance.
  7. like ants to a picnic. Somehow, I knew you'd show up.

    My guess is

    Candy Bar maker
    I 95
    A form of horseback riding.
  8. Safe sex tip number 5

    Douse penis liberally with D-Con roach spray before penetrating.
  9. Ooooh Me Me Mr Kotter Mr Kotter..




    What do I win?

    Or maybe it was unsafe because she was Charlie Sheen's favorite?

    Hillary's Favorite?
    #10     Mar 12, 2008