What are the downsides of hiring a prostitute?

Discussion in 'Chit Chat' started by stupididiot, Oct 25, 2007.

  1. Pimps.

    Pimps are the downside of the equation.
    There more than happy to supply clean needles and smack for the girls, (on credit, to be worked off) but do they show up with with a penicillin jab when it counts?

    Hell no, the might stab you one for none-payment, but thats pushing your luck.
    High class? Gotta be jokin, coke costs more 'an smack. Thats high class for ya.
     
    #51     Oct 26, 2007
  2. I pay hookers with ego waffles
     
    #52     Oct 26, 2007
  3. LMFAO!!!...where do you come up with this stuff?

    You and nutmeg...jesus christ...as of late, you two only reason I come to these boards.
     
    #53     Oct 26, 2007
  4. OK, this is a serious topic...so here are my 2 cents:

    Downsides:

    1) Protection is not fool-proof.

    2) I would imagine that they get paid up front. Meaning that there is a good chance that you pay and they walk out. Leaving you "fucked".

    That's all I could think of...

    Oh yeah, and that whole eternal damnation is a bitch. But technically, having impure thoughts is a violation. If so, I'm sure I've been on the national damnation listing since I was 8 yrs old.
     
    #54     Oct 26, 2007
  5. OK, this is a serious topic...so here are my 2 cents:

    Downsides:

    1) Protection is not fool-proof.

    2) I would imagine that they get paid up front. Meaning that there is a good chance that you pay and they walk out. Leaving you "fucked".

    That's all I could think of...

    Oh yeah, and that whole eternal damnation is a bitch. But technically, having impure thoughts is a violation. If so, I'm sure I've been on the national damnation listing since I was 8 yrs old.
     
    #55     Oct 26, 2007
  6. downside?? uhhh.. jail? :)
     
    #56     Oct 26, 2007
  7. "Other than that, I'm all for it."

    ROFLMAO, oh man :D
     
    #57     Oct 26, 2007
  8. Here's one, you use outcall and your sister shows up.
     
    #58     Oct 26, 2007
  9. If your sister has any respect for you, she should offer a discount.
     
    #59     Oct 26, 2007
  10. Are you saying your sister will offer me a discount?

    I may be interested.
     
    #60     Oct 27, 2007