What are the downsides of hiring a prostitute?

Discussion in 'Chit Chat' started by stupididiot, Oct 25, 2007.

  1. bluud

    bluud

    couldn't have said anything stupider ... how do you belittle yourself?


    your theory is all retarded ... like a teenage girl ... oh let's start talking about rainbows
     
    #21     Oct 25, 2007
  2. Maybe a "Call girl" is a girl who buys calls for a living?:confused:

    She could give you a few lessons to be successful in the stock market: the first one DISCIPLINE :cool:
     
    #22     Oct 25, 2007
  3. So, bluud, why don;t you walk us through the merits of the trade? P/L analysis, mechanics, funds management, risk tolerance, margin allotment, etc.
     
    #23     Oct 25, 2007
  4. You mean like the patience to hold off before you hit that transmit button in the first two minutes?
     
    #24     Oct 25, 2007
  5. Could be calls or puts - naked of course but sometimes covered.

    Certainly there is the straddle and sometimes strangle depending upon your preferences.

    And dont forget the backspread...
     
    #25     Oct 25, 2007
  6. ntt

    ntt

    Risky because you may not get your money's worth. The floozy might rush you or act bored (common complaints). A great way to research all this is by reading the reviews of escorts at TheEroticReview.com

    P.S. Here in Texas we have brothels that operate pretty much out in the open. For example vipsweet.com in Dallas.
     
    #26     Oct 25, 2007
  7. bluud

    bluud

    make sure you find a good lawyer before you start ... form an LLC or incorporate ... put up ads on adult job sites (something like this: https://www.adulthelpwanted.com/showjobdetails.cfm?Job_ID=15&JOTD=Y ) ... get a website and a FULL PAGE yellowpages ad ... the total cost for all that won't be more than 5K ... wait in your home office for phone calls ... for each client have a girl ready to call ... pay the girls only commissions ... say 70%
     
    #27     Oct 25, 2007
  8. Definitions of belittle on the Web:

    minimize: cause to seem less serious; play down; "Don't belittle his influence"
    disparage: express a negative opinion of; "She disparaged her student's efforts"
    diminish: lessen the authority, dignity, or reputation of; "don't belittle your colleagues"


    ....by sleeping with a whore, you show you have no dignity thus belittle yourself.
     
    #28     Oct 25, 2007
  9. bluud

    bluud

    wow I can't believe there are still people who believe in morals ... so how do we really know if we sleep with a whore we have belittled ourselves .... based on what do we calculate such assumptions
     
    #29     Oct 25, 2007
  10. razor99

    razor99

    there is no downside provided its a good looking call girl . they always make sure you wear protection. there are plenty in the city.
     
    #30     Oct 25, 2007