Wee the People of the United States, in Order to form a more perfect Insolvency, establish Treason, ensure domestic Corruption, provide for the common Criminal Banker, promote the general Ruin, and secure the Blessings of Bankruptcy to ourselves and our Sheeple, do ordain and establish this Constitution for the United States of Amerika.
I'd like ad the follow ahmendment pulease: "0And to promote collusion and illegal conflcted interests amongst the wealthy, and to lye and trample all over the common man's rights whenever we can ... which is often."