Why not just let the market do what it wants to do WITHOUT artificially propping it up. I'm short a lot of stocks. Pay me now, or pay me latter. I'm in no hurry.
I guess you aren't aware of the scam. Every pundit is perpetually bullish because, ya know, "the economy is growing" (I know, try not to laugh). But if they revise all the GDP data (which they almost always do), then it's time for more QE...not because it helps worth a damn, but because it helps these assholes save face for being leveraged long equities.