OK, Let me ponder awhile...... Do you have an attractive girlfriend/sister?..If so then we are getting close to some form of a deal, look at it like colateral.
http://www.prosper.com/ Try that. I think your odds are better of receiving money there than here. Good luck.
My car broke and I got fired, my cat died, my g/f dumped me, my brother stole all my money and my left testicle hurts. May I get $5000 as well? What the hell, let's make it $10000!
Ah, I would then revert to plan 'B'.... Providing said wench has vital statistics which excites my loins then I would stick a Buhrka over her noggin and proceed with the afforementioned plan 'A'.
If you come from a financially strapped family trading is not for you. I would invest in case of beer and call up a girl to hangout with you since your mom works all the time. If you only have money to get one person drunk get her drunk if she is cute. If she is fat get yourself drunk. This advice is only if your of legal age.
This isn't the place for this. If you have some issues the Gov't has programs section 8, Wic. Asking for 200 so you can play the markets with it You may have had a better shot by saying you need it to feed your family
I am going to take a billion to $90 trillion. I am going to pay off the national debt and the SS/medicare deficit. With most of the rest, I will solve the energy crisis, famine and a few other things. That should leave me a few trillion of fun money. Now, I just need a $billion to get started...