This is worse than a poor Corman B movie script. The failure attempts supposed suicide with the window open. Marries a whore,who thinks her twat is worth gold. And the son,basically managing the business, had no clue what was going on but may get to lay 'mother". As my old man would say, PINCH ME!!:eek:
WWF and Streetwalker's reality TV show got nothing on this bloke. Maybe he faked the suicide attempt so he can go into showbiz. Or he can do the Millikin or "Catch me if you can" work for the Treasury, JD, or SEC. Life is stranger than fiction. Maybe all the "Future's John's" can take wacks at these wacks on Live TV and sell the rights to pay off the creditors