Want to play a game... ? When did your ancestors come to America ....

Discussion in 'Politics' started by Hotcakes, Nov 14, 2020.

  1. Oh, fuck off already.
     
    #51     Nov 15, 2020
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  2. Hotcakes

    Hotcakes

    Fascinating! Thank you for sharing that !!! Very sorry about ur Mothers early passing !!!
     
    #52     Nov 15, 2020
  3. Hotcakes

    Hotcakes

    Thank you for sharing. Great story. The pain of constant moving as a child I never knew. How old are you?
     
    #53     Nov 15, 2020
  4. And you are neither more intelligent nor better educated as your average immigrant. This settles that

     
    #54     Nov 15, 2020
  5. Hotcakes

    Hotcakes

    Is this ThunderDog? Ur writing is very familar. lol Jack Hershey.
     
    #55     Nov 15, 2020
  6. Bugenhagen

    Bugenhagen

    Sadly, I doubt you are even projecting.

    No, my dad was the rock and the hard place, he was properly old school. He never gave praise for anything I (youngest) was naturally good at, the odd time for progress in something I was poor at.

    My mom was good at protecting me from my older brothers while somehow maintaining her focus on painting. Also an excellent cook and did a fair bit of marriage guidance counseling work.

    With you I just imagine you are the product of a possible rape by a northern Canada degen, cousin marriage.. you just you remind me of someone who was some days or were dropped on your head or something.
     
    #56     Nov 15, 2020
  7. wildchild

    wildchild

    The true life of Bugenhagen is below

    My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink, he would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Some times he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy, the sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical, summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds, pretty standard really. At the age of 12 I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen, a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum, it's breathtaking, I suggest you try it.
     
    #57     Nov 15, 2020
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  8. Bugenhagen

    Bugenhagen

    It was a Zoroastrian named Mimi but otherwise pretty close.

    Man getting old, I hung out with a Zoroastrian chick in Thailand for a few days and cannot remember her name anymore. Maybe Mina..

    Could getting old and fucked in the head happen to me as well? Nah. Seems if it does my ability to know I am old and fucked in the head will decrease as well like trumpets.
     
    #58     Nov 15, 2020
  9. wildchild

    wildchild

    Where in Thailand?
     
    #59     Nov 15, 2020
  10. Bugenhagen

    Bugenhagen

    Somewhere nice. Zoroastrians are from Persia/ Iran as was she, persecuted of course but being 4000 years old (arguably older) and first adoptors of monotheistic religion they are quite interesting. They clearly influenced the 2nd temple of Judaism, Buddhism etc. And have exceptionally cute bottoms.
     
    #60     Nov 15, 2020