Don't change your name. Just tell people you have a good sense of humor that GOD is really DOG backward and Trader is really Redart as shown here https://digitalfire.com/4sight/material/redart_1191.html Putting the 2 together when redart is under low fire temperature to having brown color, people might confuse that w/ dogshit. PS: Only you can tell who you’re.
traderLAKSHMI You just need to pick a better god. Fortunately in India you have many to choose from. Laksmi is the goddess of wealth and prosperity, eh?