Issue Democrats Republicans Health Care 40% 46% Education 38% 43% Social Security 37% 45% Taxes 35% 50% Economy 35% 49% Abortion 35% 47% Immigration 33% 40% Nat'l Security 31% 54% Iraq 31% 50% Gov't Ethics 29% 33% http://www.rasmussenreports.com/public_content/politics/mood_of_america/trust_on_issues
Voters Who Trust Republicans On 10 Top Issues Why is it hard to solve a redneck murder: All the DNA is the same and there are no dental records. A redneck died and left his entire estate in trust for his beloved widow. However, she canât touch it until she turns 14. Down home, folks now go to some movies in groups of 18 or more. They were told 17 and under are not admitted. The minimum drinking age down home has been raised to 32. It seems they want to keep alcohol out of the high schools. Down home, reruns of âHee Hawâ are called documentaries. How can you tell if a redneck is married? Thereâs tobacco spit on both sides of his pickup truck. Down home, weâve got a new $3,000,000 State Lottery. The winner gets $3 a year for a million years. Recently, the Governorâs Mansion burned down. In fact, it took out the whole trailer park. A State Trooper stopped a pickup truck. He asked the driver, âGot any ID?â The driver said, âBoutwhat?â