Voters Trust Republicans More On 10 Top Issues

Discussion in 'Politics & Religion' started by drjekyllus, Oct 23, 2009.

  1. Voters Who Trust Republicans On 10 Top Issues


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    Why is it hard to solve a redneck murder:
    All the DNA is the same and there are no dental records.

    A redneck died and left his entire estate in trust for his beloved widow.
    However, she can’t touch it until she turns 14.

    Down home, folks now go to some movies in groups of 18 or more.
    They were told 17 and under are not admitted.

    The minimum drinking age down home has been raised to 32.
    It seems they want to keep alcohol out of the high schools.

    Down home, reruns of “Hee Haw” are called documentaries.


    How can you tell if a redneck is married?
    There’s tobacco spit on both sides of his pickup truck.

    Down home, we’ve got a new $3,000,000 State Lottery.
    The winner gets $3 a year for a million years.

    Recently, the Governor’s Mansion burned down.
    In fact, it took out the whole trailer park.

    A State Trooper stopped a pickup truck.
    He asked the driver, “Got any ID?”
    The driver said, “Boutwhat?”


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