Voice Analyzer To See Who Is Lying At Debate

Discussion in 'Politics' started by pspr, Oct 3, 2012.

  1. pspr


    This could be troublesome for Obama unless he uses his black liberation theology voice.

    A spokesman for the group Americans for Limited Government told The Daily Caller on Wednesday they have contracted with a company to use new truth detecting technology to determine whether either candidate is lying during the debate.

    “For the first time, within a few hours of a political debate, the American people will know if the candidates are telling the truth, and better be able to judge what promises are real, and which ones are nothing more than political pandering,” Bill Wilson, president of Americans for Limited Government said.

    The conservative-leaning group says they hope to release the results from Voice Analysis Technology within three hours of the debate.

    “The operating assumption by the general public is that if a politician’s mouth is moving, he or she must be lying, by putting Obama and Romney to the test, we will find out if this is true,” Wilson said.

    Voice Analysis Technology, according to a news release, has done work for high-profile criminal cases including for the case of Natalie Holloway, the Alabama high school student who died in Aruba.

    They’ve also done interrogations for the Department of Defense, Bureau of Prisons, the Los Angeles County Sheriff’s Department and 60 other law enforcement agencies, according to the group.

    The company was also used to show that a woman who accused former Republican presidential candidate Herman Cain of harassment was untruthful in her allegations.

  2. Is this really necessary?
  3. pspr


    Absolutely! We want to know every time that lying ass Obama tells another lie. :D
  4. TGregg


    I recall during the Lewinsky thing, some loser marketing their voice/stress analyzer. They said Slick Willie was telling the truth, lol.

    Don't have much faith in those things.
  5. Haha. . . who flops more ?
  6. It's called a VOICE STRESS ANALYzer ...and this sh^t actually works.
  7. 377OHMS


    It just depends on your definition of the term "blow job". :D
  8. pspr


    LOL :D :D
  9. LEAPup


    LOL!!!!!!!!!! Good one!!!
  10. You Neocons will believe anything.
    #10     Oct 3, 2012