Hookers and strippers have a special currency. If they can't make their mortgage payments, I bet the bankers will take barter.
This could mark the bottom in the market! Remember the super model that bought Euros right at the top?
You don't own your body, the government does and that's the way both parties want to keep it. Otherwise, both prostitution and drugs would be legal. We Americans want it that way.
This is what happens when strippers don't invest their cash. They end up working way beyond normal stripper retirement age.