I have two handles that I think personifies what you are trying to say. Fuckallu or Fuckemall. I like the 1st one. Sounds Italian.
I spent 2 years playing everquest...the computer randomly generated the name Peil for me...so after logging in about 2000 hours I was just so used to the name and nobody else has it. As for "thetraveler" well i just like to travel.
I use heypa a shortened version of heypaupthere which my grand kids used to call me. They live in the big valley and I live in the California foot hills between Sacto snd Tahoe
%% SPY makes a much better nickname than DIA.LOL I go the turtle nickname by my bro ,as a kid; did not really like it til i found some good trends.