You clearly know nothing about management. Here's an example of a measurable task at the senior level: Grow variable contribution by 2 points. This isn't something you accomplish by sitting at your desk during lunch. There are large project based initiatives that you assign tasks to, meet to discuss and adjust as necessary while seeing periodical updates. And eating hamburgers at the register while you ask if they want fries with their order isn't a measurable responsibility, Freddie.
Of course not. There are times when all the balls are in the air, and you have to wait for one to come back down. You should know a lot about juggling balls, so this argument should appeal to you.
You're not so bad yourself! Of course, you're more like a screen troll, or goblin. You don't really possess "Warrior" skills.
No, evidently that's your area of expertise, judging by your own post. Were you under someone's desk as you typed it?
Sounds very Christian of you. Or maybe this is a smoke signal of virtue coming from a self avowed narcissist? If there's nothing wrong with this ideology, at least there's something wrong with hypocrisy, bigotry, and misrepresentation.