US Equity Markets will not go down

Circle the wagons boys this could start a stampede.

 

Are you a closet short? Post your blotter. I would love to be betting you $5k a clip.

 

Dang its a stampede, stand your ground, wheres that plunge protection team at, get em on the phone.

 

Im all in @10475, stop @10450. Yeeee Haaawww.

 

Their gunning for em, stand tall big Jake.

 

Oh that hurt, Give me some more I love it. Re-enter long 2 contracts 10442, stop 10420.

 

New York (Reuters) Aug 24 ,2005 Breaking News: A black helicopter with 10 PPT members on board crashed in an attempted landing on the NYSE heliport this afternoon.

The PPT, also known as the Plunge Protection Team, was enroute to stuff an apparently losing afternoon market. The only survivor, Augustus Sound, said, "The market needs stuffing, we were on our way. It is laughable that we crashed along with the market".

 

That explains everything, quick send in the backups, every good team has a backup. They must all ready be in place as the selling has subsided.

 

Art Hogan, the big gung ho bull since 2002 just announced he is now a BEAR !!!

 

Sold one 10465.