Truth is that I've been frantically searching all day for another woman named Steph that has a GETS card. Persistence pays. I patiently await his stock pics.
LOL zerohedge Zero Hedge is a batshit insane Austrian school finance blog run by two pseudonymous founders who post articles under the name "Tyler Durden," after the character from Fight Club. It's essentially apocalypse porn. It has accurately predicted 200 of the last 2 recessions.[citation NOT needed] Tyler claims to be a "believer in a sweeping conspiracy that casts the alumni of Goldman Sachs as a powerful cabal at the helm of U.S. policy, with the Treasury and the Federal Reservecolluding to preserve the status quo." While this is not an entirely unreasonable statement of the problem,[1] his solution actually mirrors the antagonist in Fight Club: Tyler wants, per Austrian school ideas, to lead a catastrophic market crash in order to destroy banking institutions and bring back "real" free market capitalism.[2] The site posts nearly indecipherable analyses of multiple seemingly unrelated subjects to point towards a consistent theme of economic collapse any day now. Tyler seems to repeat The Economic Collapse Blog's idea of posting blog articles many times a day and encouraging people to post it as far and wide as humanly possible. Tyler moves away from the format of long lists to write insanely dense volumes[3] filled with (often contradicting) jargon that makes one wonder if the writers even know what the words actually mean.[4] The site first appeared in early 2009, meaning that (given Tyler's habit of taking a shit on each and every positive data point), anyone listening to him from the beginning missed the entire 2009-2017 rally in the equities market. The only writer conclusively identified is Dan Ivandjiiski, who conducts public interviews on behalf of Zero Hedge.[5] The blog came online several days after he lost his job at Wexford Capital, a Connecticut-based hedge fund (run by a former Goldman trader). Later Colin Lokey joined Zero Hedge's writing team in 2015 and left in April 2016 publishing an article identifying the writing team as Dan Ivandjiiski, Tim Backshall, and himself. This is quite a bit less than the 40 or so writers Ivandjiiski claimed to be on staff in earlier years. Note that they chose the pen name from a nihilistic psychotic delusion. https://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Zero_Hedge
Cmon...poor Hussein was just confused. He was only thinking about the 57 Islamic States - you know - the ones that matter most to him.
At least we would know he is OK. I am getting a bit worried. Station Chief/EX-IV/SOG/wet work killa... you there? Everything 5x5? Fully joyed?
If the US is fraudulent enough to go to war on such fraudulent grounds, then I have reason to believe Trump is behind the gas attack...that Trump ordered the gassing of children. The gassing represents a poison tree, the fruits of which Trump is happy to use to further a dark agenda in the country (probably having to do with the pipeline and the petrodollar). If so, Trump is just as guilty of planting the tree and the poison to begin with. He could have ordered the CIA to do it. Should I then feel bad if Mooooler uses, everyday, the fruits of a poison tree? Can Trump really afford to be such a flaming hypocrite that he will do to Syria everything and worse what is being done to him on his own soil, by his own shadow government? Can he complain about his treatment, calling it "an attack on our country" while he attacks another country on the most fraudulent of ruses and the most blasphemous of blame games? Go ahead, play 4D chess with karma. See if any Senators care about you come time to impeach. Go ahead and act like a mob boss, and make the mob great again. I am glad there is at least one adult in the room...one actual statesman: Putin...and can expect he'll start conservatively, by only sinking the ship (s) that launch Trump's murderous missiles, and will only nuke our major cities as a last resort. I am so sick of fraudulent foreign policy, and stupid statesmanship I am willing to stand by this statement. So ashamed of my own mob, er, my own country, or whoever the hell these lying warmongers are. Did Jesus tell Pence it's time to drop bombs on the road to Damascus? What would Norman Vincent Peale say, do? Can't wait for Putin's pallbearers to take the sick, sickening (poisonous) petrodollar away from middle earth, signaling the end of forced fraudulent currency, and the rise of good, decentralized, money.
In my opinion, Trump is not behind the Syrian gas attack. The key in determining the likely gas atackers is motive. Trump just won a minor political victory with China on trade and probably was not looking for any additional controversy in this already tumultuous month. Trump has said before we should not be involved in Syria and recently indicated that we would pull out. Syria and Russia don’t have much to gain by the recent gas attack They were already winning and with Trump ready to pull out, why would they “rock the boat”? Especially right now? It was a year since their prior gas attack and Syria agreed to abide by an UN resolution related to this matter. The latest gas attack was chlorine and was much smaller than the prior nerve agent gas attacks. Chlorine gas is easy to manufacture and may imply the rebels staged a false flag operation to garner support for them as they are losing the war in Syria. Israel is a suspect as their security would potentially be reduced when the Syrian war ends. Israel takes perceived threats very seriously and I would not put it past them to carry out an operation such as this. However, would they have considered this potential threat serious and imminent enough to take action that would risk severly damaging their reputation in the world community? Are the US military complex and intelligence agencies suspects? The big money in arms deals can create strong incentives to “stir things up”. When Eric Snowden was at the CIA, there were some very interesting articles on Wikipedia.org. These articles listed names of participants and locations of events that took place that were, how should I put it, other than complimentary to the “doctrine of Democracy” the United States says that it lives by. These guys know how to start wars and make lots of money doing it. Risk of discovery is low and risk of prosecution is even lower. However, it is my opinion is these guys seem to prefer to “setting the stage” and letting the other parties take overt action. All in all, the most likely source of this relatively small gas attack with easily obtained and maufactured Chlorine gas is the rebels themselves. This is likely a false flag operation in an attempt to save the rebels from the impending loss of the Syrian war. The rebels apparently have a history of terrorist attacks, making it more credible they would do this “small” sacrifice for the bigger picture. There were two even smaller Chlorine gas attacks earlier this year that arguably, had no millitary significance. Were the rebels trying to garner support back then and when they didn’t get it decided to go bigger? In addition, they had a very well rehearsed and artificial appearing representative on CNN who seemed to be focused on selling us. I could well be wrong in my analysis, but based on reasonable motives and timing, the least likely suspect, this time, is Russia and Syria. I wish Russia and Syria respected International law and cared about their reputations enough to not have started the first gas attacks. Further, Putin himself has been implicated in a Polonium poisoning attack in England a few years ago. It is Russia’s and Syria’s poor reputation that looks like it is going to haunt them soon and possibly many others.
I'm sincerely touched by your concern. But rest assured that I've been busy filling my bathtubs with water and getting quotes to line my basement with lead so I can survive the imminent nuclear apocalypse.
Sluttyfartbutt, I want you to know -- just in case we don't survive the imminent nuclear apocalypse -- that despite our differences, you'll always be my favorite paper trader.