NUTSNEAL, True story. When I was in military we had several guard dogs, 8 rottwaillers and one german shepherd named Pluto. Guy named Sheppard was in charge of a kennel . One day I was looking for a sarge and when I asked about his whereabouts I was told " Sarge is at the kennel , but do not go there now, he is there f%$#ing Sheppard " ( which meant that he was giving hard time to the kennel keeper ) Another soldier with disbelief on his face replied : " Sarge is f%^$ing Pluto ? Everybody was rolling on the floor in pain from laughter.