UFOs...they're back!!!

Are you a teenage girl maxipad? Because only teenage girls
use the "sooo" word. Or gay men...

Which one are you?

 

It's a trap phrase, whichever one you are, it figures.

 

Dang! Another mean spirited comeback!

Since you did time in the Texas pen I bet it is #2.

By force, if you know what I mean... LOL...

 

Well, you know...
Oops! The "Be kind to Morons" hour just ended; sorry.

 

You mean I don't have to be nice to you anymore?... That's good.
Being nice was getting quite boring to say the least.

 

Yes, you may have found it nice to be a boring moron.

 

Ahh... You got me. Two points for you.

Now go put a sticker on your wall chart.

Maybe mommy will buy you an ice cream cone on Saturday if you get 2 more...

 

If I was keeping score, I'd be in need of some more walls.

 

No, you only have 2 points. You haven't learned to count yet.

Go have a vodka. That might help.

 

You call that creative writing? That's not writing, it's typing.