U.S. Gross Domestic Product Shrinks 6.1% in Q1

Wow.

Just....wow.

Breaking News 8:32 AM ET:
U.S. Economy Contracted at 6.1% Annual Rate in First Quarter

 

Buy 'em!

 

Futures soar!

 

Trolha!

 

thats a truly ugly number...

 

It's a buy until Stock_trad3r shows up in the thread and announces to buy all dips.

 

GOOD NEWS!

 

We get to hear Bob Piss-anti's brilliant analysis as to why the market is up despite the horrid numbers for a few hours, until the market begins to tank, at which case Bob Piss-anti is no where to be found.

 

I love the media spin on how the "decline is slowing"... -6.3% annualized for Q4 vs. -6.1% annualized for Q1.

 

"green chutes" , "shorts are running scared", "worst news ever is actually a positive"...

agreed... can't stand him. He's the biggest cheerleader of the bunch.