typograhically errors

I finally figured out why I have so many typogrhic errors in my posts.

my keyborad is so junked up with ber and pizza juice and cigartette ashshs that whn I hit the key it dosn't actually rgister.

 

that's robablywhy I am not makong any money when I went short 1 aud.cad insatead of imaud.cad like I intended

 

what's thw commission on 1 aud.cad? I already paid it once gtting in, am I going to have to pay it aging getting out?

 

yea, too much weed on the keyboard.

 

and do you thibk I can gt any interst from Rosetta Stone teaching people how to speak oldtimeese?

"I put a slicef of pizzaon my keyborad and ourd some Henekin over it, but I'm still not gtting the inflection right'

thry budweiser and switch from cigars to cigaretts

 

I never roll ont eh keyboard. That stuff is too prscious, and you can't get it back onc it falls through th keys.

 

spoken like the oldpro that you are.