BABYLON BEE - FAKE NEWS YOU CAN TRUST Elon To Stay As Twitter CEO After Counting Mail-In Votes SAN FRANCISCO, CA — After posting a Twitter poll that seemed to indicate most Twitter users want him to step down from Twitter's leadership, Elon Musk has revealed that millions of mail-in ballots sent in yesterday confirmed most people want him to stay. "Initially the poll seemed to indicate that the majority of users and bots wish me gone, but that was a mirage," said Musk as he emerged from a dark, windowless room with stacks of ballots. "It looks like we got an overnight dump of 2 million mail-in votes that all say they want me to stay in charge of Twitter! Imagine that! Vox Populi Vox Dei!" The dump reportedly came after millions of people around the world realized they had missed the Twitter poll and desperately sent in hand-written appeals begging the eccentric billionaire to keep running Twitter. "Please Mr. Musk! Don't leave! Twitter is fun now! PLEASE!" read one earnest note. Officials with the FBI are reportedly outraged that the mail-in results were enough to overturn their expensive Chinese bot farm and are demanding a recount. Twitter users are being urged to accept the results of this "free, fair, and totally secure" election — unless they want to be given the shameful label of "election denier."
It is getting better and better. This is how our government operates. Lies are put upon lies and it is all for the better good. This is really a nothing-burger. Everybody knew it already. We use to it. And yes, it was still going on under Trump. One good man cannot change this crap. The crap will swamp him. We are observing it right now in real-time. Still, it is a very good eye-opener.
I question the mental stability of those who question the mental stability of Musk. GWB is talking about Musk's narcissism. LOLOLOLOLOL. Musk is probably into it but he has all the reasons to enjoy himself. How about you, the left mental handicap? You have nothing better to do but expose yourself on this board. And yes, GWB is not the only one who I am talking about.
Going so well as Tesla stock hits new lows... Tesla investors plead with Elon Musk to leave Twitter and refocus on the electric car company in 'a vote of no confidence in Elon' https://www.businessinsider.com/elon-musk-tesla-investors-plead-leave-twitter-2022-12
H Happened in 2017 under Trump and his appointed Defense chiefs. Who you gonna blame this on now? I guess tracking and weeding out terrorists is something you don't like either because liberals hurt you feefees.
Au contraré, it’s all about Tesla. You just can’t see past what you want. You’re obsessed with twitter as a lefty social media tool and you tie q anon conspiracies to it but in the real world Tesla is by far the more important company and it is being negatively impacted by Musk’s antics with twitter.
For me it is about.Tesla which I bought Puts on and has fallen almost 50 pts. No.way.Tesla.can thrive while its.CEO is hung up on a social media platform full of self-declared important people. Losing focus on space and twitter makes tesla.a good short.
Well --- so much for Musk's narrative in the stalker story. Musk's security team chased down an innocent man with their car and then deliberately ran him over. I guess there is a good reason to be on the hood of a car when the nutcases are trying to run you over with it -- better than being under the car. Police provide first official details of Elon Musk’s alleged stalker incident Police say a member of Elon Musk’s security team is currently a suspect in their investigation, not a victim https://www.theguardian.com/technol...etails-on-elon-musks-alleged-stalker-incident Twitter CEO Elon Musk tweeted last week that a “crazy stalker” followed a car carrying one of his children in Los Angeles last Tuesday night, “thinking it was me,” and that the stalker blocked the car from moving and climbed onto its hood. A new statement from local police provides the first official account of what happened during the incident. The South Pasadena police department has confirmed that an incident involving two vehicles was reported to the police on Tuesday night, but said that a member of Elon Musk’s security team is currently a suspect in the investigation, not a victim. A 29-year-old man from Connecticut told the South Pasadena police Tuesday that a driver in another vehicle had confronted him in a parking lot, accused him of following him on the 110 freeway, and then struck the man with his vehicle as he was leaving the parking lot. Last Thursday, “South Pasadena Police learned the suspect involved in this case is believed to be a member of Elon Musk’s security team,” the department said in a statement. A South Pasadena city spokesperson said the department is currently reaching out to Elon Musk’s team seeking to investigate both sides of the incident and get statements from everyone involved. Detectives are reviewing video footage of the incident, the police department said. Media spokespeople at Twitter and Tesla did not immediately respond to a request for comment. (More at above url)
Yeh sure. We are supposed to believe that if Tesla stock was tanking and Elon had not bought Twitter, y'all would be having and Elon and Tesla thread and smokin away. Nope. Elon took one of the dems primary propaganda tools. He paid too much for it. Wayy to much and he has lots of problems. But he took it, and he has it now.