TSLA going to get hammered tomorrow

Do they have fractional contracts?

 

I'm asking you nicely... don't disturb me when I'm watching my soaps!

If you need service talk to my bot.

 

I wish Mark was here!

 

If I hadn't murdered britsoap's nick he would have joined @nursebee in witness protection.

 

Lol, you're literally living in fantasy land.

 

lol I was writing that initially. He could have traded a half lot combo (synthetic straddle, short 50 shares, short 1 put) but that would have reduced his risk.

 

::yawn::

If you want me to perk up, try posting your account # again.

Lol, what a nitwit.

Edit: wait wait... OMG what a nitwit!

 

Knows all the greeks in and out... never heard of entropy.

 

Three edits? Any more (edits) are on the clock.