I read the title of the thread. Thought the same thing. Opened the thread and bada bing bada boom you beat me to it. What a collection of misfits. In NYC they have these guys handing out fliers on the street to minorities asking them if they want to work in "security". ding dong.
I've flown into this place http://www.chippewavalleyairport.com/flight_information.htm notice 2 flights a day, and its a small commuter. There were 5 friggin TSA agents, to handle at most 100 people a day. They work about 1 hour a day, when life is that easy I'm sure there is plenty of time for hobbies.