But if your children sleep with it, they may be raped and infected with herpes. Unlikely unless they are 13. If Epstein bear is about, he will watch.
The suggestion of having sex with a teddybear really shows what a sick, perverted, twisted mind you have. You should be locked up for life in a psyche ward. I wouldn't trust you to be around children for a minute.
I wouldn't trust you to be around a Trumpy Bear. And what's with your pedo-on-the-brain comment? Time to clean your gutters, bro, that shit is repugnant and criminal. Don't be so casual about it.