Trump's curse kills McDonalds customer, many sick

who knows what horrors Trump has planned if he loses.

isn’t modern politics great?

 

the horror is planned FOR him.

in court and in prison.

 

Donald McDonald, what did you do?

A dip to buy there.


Last time this happened was 1982?

As a lapsed Pastafarian I object to my intrusive thoughts that the MSG (Main Stream God) is probably sick of these disease theme hints being ignored since 2019.

 

Yelp freezes reviews for Festervile McDonalds.

https://m.yelp.com/biz/mcdonalds-feasterville

 

At least it's not the dogs or cats.

 

No issue with French fries

 

Grub 'em by the pussy.



Cats are naturally clean animals so E Coli is not a worry.

 

Googling "Herpes cold sores from food".