I had this chat with my Louisiana based cousin years back and he retorted he uses a clean knife and fork... I asked him if he has a little pepper mill and salt shaker in his top pocket too. He washed up, he is a full seven feet tall so you don't have to let the wookie win after all.
He gave my daughter an autograph on a hotel napkin. It would have been better if she was not walking about with it on her tshirt after saying Tom Hanks signed my tits.. Seems the new global currency has switched from Bitcoin to Buttroll? And diohrrea is not a symptom.. Somebody will start a Buttroll price thread.. Or is Buttcoin better?
Tom (my dearest friend from a minute in a lobby) issued a statement saying he and his wife? Not sure are in quarantine in Oz. Now you are the idiot again. I mean seriously you could have run with my reply, been funny but now you just look like a conspiracy nut... You should start that Buttcoin price thread, explain how you plan to use fibs and Wolfie waves to rule the butt currency world.
Come back when you have the corona, I'll bring the lime and we'll call it a party. Any of you other clowns want to come to our party. Go meet Tom Hanks in the lobby for an invite.
Somebody put the cover over this conspiracy parrot's cage. Tom Hanks can't lie, he is Mr Rogers, with a Corona.