True Story

Discussion in 'Politics' started by aphexcoil, Jun 25, 2003.

  1. New Mastercard commercial?

    A new shirt $40
    A new Bra from Victoria Secret $45
    A new dress DECLINED

    Putting a limit on your card so your girlfriend can't spend anymore -- PRICELESS
     
    #11     Jun 26, 2003

  2. :p ....Probably wouldn't;t have gotten married if she had been able to so it was a good thing....I think:confused: .....on the other hand , I could be out a grand or two right now, but I could be clubbing every night with teenage girls juiced up on ecstasy:mad:
     
    #12     Jun 26, 2003
  3. I believe the word is "surreal".
     
    #13     Jun 26, 2003
  4. ttrader

    ttrader


    "Sur " like the french word for "under", or mor like "sure" the english euphemism for intellegence ?


    t
     
    #14     Jun 26, 2003
  5. Aphie

    The secret is to recognize those days before they get worse and cut them short.
    A few years ago I woke up and started to stagger out of bed. The first thing I stepped on as I swung my legs out was cat vomit. After a quick shower, it was straight back to bed, with a good book, for the rest of the day.
     
    #15     Jun 26, 2003
  6. ttrader

    ttrader


    Sometimes you win, sometimes you lose and sometimes you reign.

    tt
     
    #16     Jun 26, 2003
  7. bobcathy1

    bobcathy1 Guest

    Cat vomit and you went back to bed? Damn that is the start of a GOOD day for me.....:p
     
    #17     Jun 26, 2003
  8. cashonly

    cashonly Bright Trading, LLC

    If you think that women only spend $40 on a shirt, then I'm starting to get a clue as to why she dumped you!
     
    #18     Jun 26, 2003

  9. ....maybe she's forced to shop at TJ MAxx or ROSS like my wife is??? Nothing wrong with irregular clothing :D
     
    #19     Jun 26, 2003
  10. cashonly

    cashonly Bright Trading, LLC

    TM, a little lesson in boolean logic as it relates to real life:
    wife <> girlfriend
    or
    wife != girlfriend

    (depending on your preferred syntax)
     
    #20     Jun 26, 2003