Treating Alzheimer's with Day Trading

Discussion in 'Psychology' started by Duref Mudgins, Dec 6, 2012.

  1. This is a rough and tumble game you guys are talking about playing here. Do you ever get nervous if the option is close to expiration?
     
    #11     Dec 6, 2012
  2. You guys and girl are killing me.
     
    #12     Dec 6, 2012
  3. Samsara

    Samsara

    I don't know if NoDoji's trading is the same but 90% of my options expire without being exercised.
     
    #13     Dec 6, 2012
  4. NoDoji

    NoDoji

    Being a lady, I tend to trade the underlying and I prefer an instrument with a decent tick size, you know. Once positioned, if there's a sign that the guy on the other side is about to pull out, I make an offer he can't refuse.
     
    #14     Dec 6, 2012
  5. Samsara

    Samsara

    Now that was downright a work of art !
     
    #15     Dec 6, 2012
  6. Not much for options, meself. I prefer futures because if you like the position you're in you can roll it over. And with short-dated futures, you can do it once a month.
     
    #16     Dec 6, 2012
  7. Thanks for posting that.. .good belly laugh :)
     
    #17     Dec 6, 2012
  8. Thanks. But the best humor is based on events you could never make up. In this case the client was busy with other things, he doesn't remember what now, when he heard his eSignal one-second and one-minute codes chirp the sequence of sounds "ratchpop" "clack" "pop" "pairing." This was most auspicious, so rushing to the computer and without a glance at the chart, he poked Buy. He then realized that in his lustful haste he failed to note that the long momo was a rush to strong resistance, so he punched out and went back to wondering what it was he had forgotten that he was supposed to be doing. Three seconds to get to the computer, eighteen seconds to reluctantly conclude that he was stupid, and gratitude that his stupidity made $31, more than he used to make as a morning shift greeter at WallyMart before he got fired for hitting on fat old lady customers who appeared to be of promising moral turpitude.
     
    #18     Dec 6, 2012
  9. You made me laugh and blush at the same time, if you ever get tired of trading you could always find a job writing dialogue.
     
    #19     Dec 6, 2012
  10. Yes, NoDoji is the tops, so to speak. I'm guessing that she could write the next Fifty Shades of Grey, but with realistic sex content.
     
    #20     Dec 6, 2012