You do know it's not too late to turn yourself around, swear off all associations with Trader-Troll28 and actually do something positive (for you) with your time here, right?
If that's clean, I'd hate to see it when it was dirty. A tour de farce in the grand ET style, and, I am sure, an embarrassment to the thread starter.
How much would you want to delete all my posts everywhere? An all cash deal. But I won't pay per post.