Trading is simple and and even a trained monkey can do it. But how?

Discussion in 'Trading' started by vortextrader, Feb 2, 2025.

  1. Ricky Roma

    Ricky Roma

    Well, my Border Terrier was doing a fairly reliable 10% a month.
    Then I decided to just throw him at a BUY/SELL wheel target a la Wolf Of Wall Street instead.
    Bloody hell...his returns have almost doubled ! (VET bills are a downer though)

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    #11     Feb 4, 2025
  2. indeed, even a parrot can trade better than many human . Many people will ridicule me but regarding the contest in Korea,it is truth.
     
    #12     Feb 4, 2025
  3. Cam12

    Cam12

    You could be onto something there with some of the stupid stuff I do haha
     
    #13     Feb 4, 2025
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  4. ironchef

    ironchef

    Remember, OP said, a trained monkey can do it. So, you can!:thumbsup:
     
    #14     Feb 4, 2025
  5. Cam12

    Cam12

    That's all the confidence I need
    Thanks Chef!
     
    #15     Feb 4, 2025
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  6. If Monkey can do then Chimpanzees can build algos I think.
     
    #16     Feb 5, 2025
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  7. ironchef

    ironchef

    chatGPT can do a better job there but cannot trade for us yet.

    For that this trained monkey needs to trade for myself, for now.
     
    #17     Feb 5, 2025
  8. Syzmon

    Syzmon

    After a long I see a thread where trained monkeys can do this. I need this monkey.
     
    #18     Feb 6, 2025
  9. Ricky Roma

    Ricky Roma

    And if chatGPT really did work out how to trade the markets...how long do you think that would last? The people who set us and play these markets are not stupid. They are not going to allow some AI bot to take THEIR money
     
    #19     Feb 6, 2025
  10. Andrew34

    Andrew34

    Yes, as you mentioned it is easy for a trained monkey not a for a normal monkey. An untrained monkey miss concentration, discipline and patience. Hope you get your answer!
     
    #20     Feb 6, 2025