Trading in Your Jock

Discussion in 'Psychology' started by stupididiot, Nov 6, 2007.

  1. I mean, trading can be rough - you need a little protection, right? Nothing like having your jewels just hanging out in the breeze in your tidy whities waiting to get thwacked. Let's be sensible and play it safe, why don't we? Be careful out there...
     
  2. That's a good idea. Especially considering that we as traders are all about controlling risk. Why take the unneccesary chance of having the family jewels damaged when you can take simple measures to prevent it. As traders we have to minimize risk as much as possible, as the deck is already stacked against us.

    Great post stu.
     
  3. Don't let your balz get overheated, lowers your sperm count. Air them out once in a while.
     
  4. Pearls of wisdom my friend.

    We must protect our family line for the future.
     
  5. topdown

    topdown

    I've tried trading in the buff, but kept having keySTROKE errors every time Liz Clayman came on.

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  6. I use a "laptop cooling mat" to cool the boys during long days.

    Just the right amount of shrinkage to prevent the cat swiping at them while re-filling my Scotch.

    Risk vs reward.:D
     
  7. where'd you find one o' them cooling mats?

    I had to jury-rig one out of hand towels and Blu-Ice lunchbox size packs from Walmart.
     
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  9. Now that was funny. :p
     
  10. Two problems with the jock have surfaced lately:

    1) Jock itch - dude told me to use corn starch. Does that actually work?

    2) Icy hot - some wise-ass clown applied the stuff to the inside of my jock and, unfortunately, I found out too late. What, did he think I had a cramp down there or something? That shit ain't funny.
     
    #10     Nov 8, 2007