Greetings to gentle ETer's world-wide! We here at the Mumbai Chai Shoppe and Trading Boutique have pooled our fundings and are girdling ourselfs to trade the Hershey Beginner Rackets! We could afford but two thousands of the US dollars, so our new accounting with the Interactive Breakers allows us to trade only the NQ, and that only during the day session (we must take great care with the time zonings!). We have coded up the Cash Cow algorithum (felicitous naming, as we here honour the cow!) into the Easy-Signal pseudo-code, we have optimised and tested it back, and now we are ready to forward the testing! So please be wishing us the good lucks, and we will be posting the resultings tomorrow! How can we fail since we have the Cash Holy Cow! And be assured, we will not shirk our responsibilities to the childrens of the limit order traders at the Chicago Muscastel Exchange whom we will be impoverishing. We can see from the CNN that the Chicagouns are, like your new president and us, persons of colour, so in solidairity we will be establishing a funding to feed them in their time of need, in the spirit of sharing that Hershey taught us all. Further, we intend to put our wealth to good using. From the Hershey hyperbolic wealth calculator, we find that before the year is out we will be able to bring peace to our subcontinent by buying all of Pakistan. We calculate further that we will have enough left over to ship every Pak to America with enough cash in hand to revive the American economy.