Depends. The longer you are married, the more money you make, the less a $1000/hour a hooker costs overall.
some people just want to bang hot bitches without the drama. and a 1000 dollar hooker is prob at least a 9/10
The economy is booming, this is the new golden age-- after this next big pull back, it will be to the Moon -/Alice!! Not to rain on the parade, just playing the devils advocate as always. Stock market participation is at the lowest recorded level in the 19 years the Gallup polls have tracked this. Real incomes have hardly budged for decades now and February household debt exploded to its highest reading in over a decade - the golden age, maybe for a few traders - not for the crowd. "Traditionally when the Federal Reserve raises rates three times you should be very, very worried. And on the fourth you should not only be worried but just run for the hills. So, if history is any guide, when the Federal Reserve raises interest rates some more there will be problems in the equity markets." Jim Rogers Feb 2017
Relationships start off cheap per session but the cost goes up and up all the time and the level of service drops just as fast, where as hooker, same money same service, 3 months into a relationship your better off with a hooker financially. Plus no hooker ever goes to the police 2years later claiming you sexually assaulted them out of the blue to try to get a payout!! Or the it takes me 6months just to kiss a guy, can you buy me a new outfit!
I suppose in Hemingway's environment booze also included "chemically enhancing substances". So actually, you are in par with Hemingway : 90% in to women and booze. Try to do better than him: he wasted the other 10%.
"Charlie Sheen Says He Has H.I.V. and Has Paid Millions to Keep It Secret" https://www.nytimes.com/2015/11/18/business/charlie-sheen-hiv-positive.html?_r=0