Traders - self diagnosis

What the heck is wrong with you?

(Be brief, list sympton or disease. Make one up if necessary.)

I have been laughing at inappropiate times.

 

I hate people.. but in my defense most of them are fucking morons

 

Being exceptionally good-looking, I'm very shallow and feel the world would be much better off w/o people who are attractive-challenged.

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" Make one up if necessary." ?
are you sure you meant to post on ET

 

did paris hilton give you that line?

 

?" Make one up if necessary." ?
are you sure you meant to post on ET"

Seriously, I think I'm suffering from "Downtick syndrome".