Trade from this place

King's Capital Management?

https://www.rightmove.co.uk/overseas-property/property-37948986.html

 

Nice

 

No mention of Internet access, or a phone line. Hard to trade without those bits.

 

so standard infrastructure like phone line or internet cable might be unavailable? why dont you call them and ask?

 

I don't speak French. Can't hablo their parlez-vous.

 

yo tambien no hablo el frances

 

Make sure that you don't get into trouble with the other residents, as they do have their on-site prison (listed as a common property).

 

turn the prison into a bitcoin mining room.

 

There is a TV in the picture, so cables should be available. can someone call and ask how much the maintenance costs are, which look very high, as it says a caretaker and a gardener live there. please also inquire if it is ghost-certified