Told my new girl I was long

Double bottom hammer on ES?!!?

 

this thread is too funny

 

It happens.... and I am here to tell you that it hurts :eek:

 

i give her 6. make her beg for the other half

hey! you gotta tease 'em, then please 'em

 

HAHAHAH what a fucking douche. I'll be banging your girl tonight loser.

 

HAHAHAHAHAHA....

 

fun posts, but I've got to ask... How the hell is this thread still in "Trading"? I'll give 2:1 it fizzles before page 7, or 3:1 it hits "chit chat" before page 8.

 

Little Johnny walked in on Mr Dodge in the bathroom once day. He asked him what that was hanging between his legs. Mr Dodge replied that it was the perfect penis. The next day at school, Johnny pulled his pants down in front of his classmates.
''What's that?'' asked Jenny.

''Well,'' said Johnny, ''if it was about 3 inches smaller, it would be the perfect penis.'''

 

any takers? I'll give 4:1...

 

You're definately long some type of drug