Told my new girl I was long

With a twinkle in her eye she responds, "that is a good thing". Keep buying guys, the Fed will cut after the recent bank earnings reports. Oil is up due to political reasons and not inflation. Don't hang your heads in this volatile time. Money is out there to be made.

 

Then you pulled down your pants and she saw you were actually "short"!

 

LOL, better start dumping your positions MrDodge.

 

Turkey has promised to wipe Armenia off the map if Armenian genocide bill is passed.

 

I know this is nuts.....but Crude pressing $100/bbl and the Dow won't drop ?
MrDodge MAY be right after all.

What (or WHO) could be holding this market up ?

Has the Bernanke PUT option been given to every trader ?

 

Who needs oil? every body is googling. you don't need oil to google.

 

Agreed....I forgot about this new "global" economy.
Still, I see nothing but "bubble, bubble, toil and trouble" ahead for the global economies....when the liquidity starts to dry-up.

 

aha! I personally use a crude oil powered Mac... while using Google, from my iPhone...

 

I told my girl I was thick like a ten year bond, and she said that she hopes I don't move like one. Love at first sight.

 

She told me the same thing, but started started screaming when I gave her the full monty. I guess she was wrong.